June 2013
3 posts
May 2013
15 posts
4 Hilarious Online Dating Profile Tips (Video)
I’m looking for some good content from this chick *crossing fingers*… most of the time when I find these videos the advice on ‘em is terrible. Lets hope it’s different today.
I’m wondering why she quit dating at the moment… did she find a man or did she…
Advice for GUYS... Slow down with texting!! (Video)
First off she’s eating and talking into the camera… she started off the video being super annoying, lol.
Look, don’t give advice for all men when YOU personally don’t like something. I don’t like a lot of things that happen but in the dating world it’s…
Reality is What YOU Make It
My good friend posted this on my Facebook wall today and I thought I’d share it here since it was a VERY good lesson.
I’m not going to even try to break it down because I feel that trying to explain this video wouldn’t help it at all.
Enjoy!
April 2013
4 posts
Texting Your Parents “I got 2 grams for $40″ to See Their Reaction! →
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Exactly why you should never take texting too serious. Kids did an experiment with their parents saying, “I got 2 grams for $40.” Read the reactions they get… this is comical. The more fun you have with it, the better off you’ll be. (Click Title to Read Aritcle)
Keeping In Touch After You Set Up The Date →
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So you’ve chatted with her online or you’ve gotten her number at the bar/club and you finally set up the date… BOOM!
You’re done, right?
Hahaha! I wish!
After you set up the date you must keep in touch with her daily, if not… every other day!
Whether it’s just a simple text saying something like, “Man, if I knew today was going to be this hot I would have NOT worn all black.”
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March 2013
3 posts
When to Respond to Her Texts →
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You always hear these weird theories on texting chicks, “Match her response rate.” or “Don’t text back right away, wait three days,” (when they get a number from the club). I break down why those myths are wack and why. I also explain a lot more about texting and that subject.
The Costume (Joke)
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”
“You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life.”
February 2013
23 posts
Bantering Gone Wild on OkCupid (Blog Post) →
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This blog post is of me flirting back and forth with this Asian chick on OkCupid who lived near me. I break down the whole conversation and however many messages we went back and forth…
It was something retarded like 70+ but there’s a lot of killer things in there. It’s mainly about NOT GIVING UP TOO SOON when it comes to online dating.
Enjoy you bastards!
Unbiased Review: Hydros Text Guide
A fellow PUA hit me up on Facebook asking me how to spark Attraction through text so I told him about my text guide - He later messaged me telling me that he’s going to write a review about it to let me and others know what he thinks. So here it is ;)
I recently asked hydro for some help and ideas for texting and he told me about his guide. it only cost $10 so i said “What the hell, why not give him a shot”
The guide has collaboration from Artisan. I liked that it was straight content right off the bat. no fluffers . I got it mainly because I needed fresh ideas to spark attraction, even though i don’t like having to rely on canned stuff.
Content: Over 200 texts, many funny and creative lines. I started cracking up as I began to read them. Fresh, never before seen stuff. Could have more , I got addicted. lol 4/5
Value: $10 I recommend for intermediates needing that extra NOS boost. No theory here so beginners might not fully grasp some concepts. 5/5
Originality & Creativity: I did not identify with some messages but I found that those guys were incredibly talented in seducing arts. Creative and funny in “sexy” way.
5/5
The only con was that it seemed rather short. Only 31 pages, but for the price it’s fair.
Buy it if: You’re looking for more weapons in your arsenal and ur already solid in texting basics, or to get an idea on how u should be texting girls.
Hydro & Artisan earned my respect. :)
The Doctor & His Wife
A doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table.
The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, “and you are not any good in bed either” as he storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends.
He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone.
Again irritated the doctor says “what took you so long to answer the phone”? She says, “I was in bed”. “In bed this late in the day, doing what”?
She replied, “I was getting a second opinion.”
My first email opened this morning ;)
Hey Hydro,
Wanted to thank you for your texting ebook. Your analysis on real text exchanges was so helpful because I found myself making similar errors that I now corrected. Through your ebook I learned how to initiate texts constantly with the same person without losing perceived value. I also learned how to generate momentum and rapport in a text conversation. Best of all I learned how to effectively time when to “pull the trigger”: ask for the date.
The dates rolled in constantly with different girls. I have a girlfriend right now as a result of the ebook. My girlfriend told me in retrospect that she anticipated having a great first date with me since she liked so much my style of texting! She even quoted one of my openers that I’d totally forgotten about (came straight out of the book). I want to say one more thing about the book… While I’m sure a lot of college aged people benefit from the book, I’m a middle aged professional, so the information in the book is effective for anyone.
Thanks again Hydro!
Will
How Men & Women Shower
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror — make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.
